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Sports Dad Jokes

Jokes about football, baseball, golf and every sport where the punchline refuses to play by the rules.

34 jokes in this collection

01
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves. Finally, my high school karate lessons have started to pay off.
02
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
03
What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast.
04
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren’t going to work out.
05
Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine? He wanted his quarter back.
06
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out.
07
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah!
08
Why should you never take paper to the gym? It gets ripped too easily.
09
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
10
Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they play golf? In case they get a hole in one.
11
Why was the football stadium cold? There were too many fans.
12
What does a karate master get rewarded with while driving? A seat belt.
13
Why was the hockey player gifted a new cap? He was known for his hat tricks.
14
Why do some couples go to the gym? Because they want their relationship to work out.
15
Why do pancakes always win at baseball? They have the best batter.
16
What did the basketball thief say when he heard the cops? Let’s bounce.
17
Why did the coach put the frog in the outfield? He’s really good at catching flies.
18
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.
19
Why was Cinderella thrown off the football team? She ran away from the ball.
20
Where to Easter eggs take each other to dance? The basketball.
21
Why was the stadium so hot after the game? Because all the fans left.
22
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis five plus five.
23
Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
24
How did the tennis ball flirt with the racquet? By saying, “Hit me up!”
25
Where did the high-heel take its date? To the football.
26
Why should you never marry a tennis player? Because, to them, love means nothing!
27
What position does Darth Vader play in baseball? The Umpire.
28
How did the cornbread keep its shape? It spent an hour on the gym’s bread machine.
29
What position does the ghost play in soccer? Ghoul-keeper.
30
Why can’t werewolves play basketball? They get too many howls.
31
Why do ghosts go to the gym? To work on their boo-dy!
32
What’s a karate kids favourite drink? Waataaaaaaa!
33
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
34
Why did the baseball player get arrested? Because he stole second base.