Peer-reviewed puns
Science & Tech Dad Jokes
Atoms, planets, computers and questionable experiments with a reliably corny reaction.
39 jokes in this collection
- 01
Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is? No sun.
- 02
Why do smartphones ring? Because they can’t talk.
- 03
Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
- 04
Why couldn’t the astronaut land on the moon? Because it was full.
- 05
What’s a bad wizard’s favorite computer program? Spell check.
- 06
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
- 07
Why did the computer catch cold? It left a window open.
- 08
What’s the secret to always staying down to Earth? Gravity.
- 09
Why did the phone wear glasses? Because it lost all its contacts.
- 10
Why did the physicist and the biologist break up? Because they had no chemistry.
- 11
Why do astronauts use Linux? Because they can’t open windows in space.
- 12
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone? “Yellow!”
- 13
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
- 14
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.
- 15
How do trees get on the internet? They log in.
- 16
What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake.
- 17
I’d tell you another chemistry joke… unfortunately all the good ones argon.
- 18
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
- 19
I told a joke about chemistry, but it didn’t get a reaction.
- 20
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
- 21
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Colin. Colin who? If you don’t know, then hang up the phone.
- 22
How do astronomers propose on Valentine’s Day? They planet.
- 23
What do astronauts say to their sweethearts? I love you to the moon and back.
- 24
How did the phone propose to his GF? He gave her a ring.
- 25
What did the martians wear to Father’s Day dinner? Space suits.
- 26
What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? An egg-straterrestrial!
- 27
What did the Easter Bunny do after its wedding? Went on a nice bunnymoon.
- 28
Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
- 29
What kind of spaceship did Luke fly in grade school? An ABC-Wing.
- 30
What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google.
- 31
What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing-wing-wing.
- 32
How do turkeys search the internet? They use Gobble.
- 33
Why did the turkey bring a microphone? He was ready to roast.
- 34
Why did the computer keep freezing during the Christmas party? It couldn’t handle the Windows!
- 35
How did the cell phone ask his girlfriend to marry him? He gave her a ring.
- 36
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
- 37
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.
- 38
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?” She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
- 39
Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles? Because they always end up in a TIE.