Peer-reviewed puns

Science & Tech Dad Jokes

Atoms, planets, computers and questionable experiments with a reliably corny reaction.

39 jokes in this collection

  1. 01

    Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is? No sun.

  2. 02

    Why do smartphones ring? Because they can’t talk.

  3. 03

    Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

  4. 04

    Why couldn’t the astronaut land on the moon? Because it was full.

  5. 05

    What’s a bad wizard’s favorite computer program? Spell check.

  6. 06

    I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.

  7. 07

    Why did the computer catch cold? It left a window open.

  8. 08

    What’s the secret to always staying down to Earth? Gravity.

  9. 09

    Why did the phone wear glasses? Because it lost all its contacts.

  10. 10

    Why did the physicist and the biologist break up? Because they had no chemistry.

  11. 11

    Why do astronauts use Linux? Because they can’t open windows in space.

  12. 12

    What does a lemon say when it answers the phone? “Yellow!”

  13. 13

    Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

  14. 14

    What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.

  15. 15

    How do trees get on the internet? They log in.

  16. 16

    What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake.

  17. 17

    I’d tell you another chemistry joke… unfortunately all the good ones argon.

  18. 18

    The rotation of earth really makes my day.

  19. 19

    I told a joke about chemistry, but it didn’t get a reaction.

  20. 20

    How do you organize a space party? You planet.

  21. 21

    Knock, knock! Who’s there? Colin. Colin who? If you don’t know, then hang up the phone.

  22. 22

    How do astronomers propose on Valentine’s Day? They planet.

  23. 23

    What do astronauts say to their sweethearts? I love you to the moon and back.

  24. 24

    How did the phone propose to his GF? He gave her a ring.

  25. 25

    What did the martians wear to Father’s Day dinner? Space suits.

  26. 26

    What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? An egg-straterrestrial!

  27. 27

    What did the Easter Bunny do after its wedding? Went on a nice bunnymoon.

  28. 28

    Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.

  29. 29

    What kind of spaceship did Luke fly in grade school? An ABC-Wing.

  30. 30

    What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google.

  31. 31

    What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing-wing-wing.

  32. 32

    How do turkeys search the internet? They use Gobble.

  33. 33

    Why did the turkey bring a microphone? He was ready to roast.

  34. 34

    Why did the computer keep freezing during the Christmas party? It couldn’t handle the Windows!

  35. 35

    How did the cell phone ask his girlfriend to marry him? He gave her a ring.

  36. 36

    Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.

  37. 37

    My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.

  38. 38

    “Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?” She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”

  39. 39

    Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles? Because they always end up in a TIE.