Knock-Knock Dad Jokes

Knock Knock Who’s there? Harold! Harold who? Harold do you think I am?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome.

Knock, knock. “Who’s there?” Nobel. “Nobel who?” No – bel, so I just knocked.

Knock, knock. “Who’s there?” Ayatollah. “Ayatollah who?” Ayatollah you already.

Knock, knock. “Who’s there?” Alabama. “Anybody with you?” Nope. I’m Alabama self.

Knock, knock. “Who’s there?” Cows go. “Cows go who?” No, cows go moo!

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the ‘no-bell’ prize.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Len. Len who? Len me some money, please.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone!

Knock knock. Who’s there? A little boy. A little boy who? A little boy who can’t reach the doorbell!

Knock knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock knock. Who’s there? A wood wok. A wood wok who? A wood wok 500 miles, and I wood wok 500 more!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Aaron. Aaron who? Why Aaron you opening the door?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday, you filthy animal!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Aida. Aida who? Aida sandwich for lunch today!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Al. Al who? Al being seeing you in Detroit!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Alex. Alex who? Alex plain later, just open the door!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Alice. Alice who? Alice fair in love and war!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Alien. Alien who? Alien—wait, how many aliens do you know?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Amanda. Amanda who? Amanda fix your sink!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Amarillo. Amarillo who? Amarillo nice person!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Amish. Amish who? Really? You don’t look like a shoe!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Andrew. Andrew who? Andrew a picture!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Open up, Anita use the bathroom!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Anna Partridge. Anna Partridge who? Anna Partridge in a pear tree!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can do better!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie way you can let me in now?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Arfur. Arfur who? Arfur got!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Arizona. Arizona who? Arizona room for one of us in this town!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Art. Art who? R2D2 is my favorite droid in Star Wars!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue seen it coming!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon some cookies in there? It smells delicious!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Bed. Bed who? Bed you can’t guess who I am!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Beets. Beets who? Beets me!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben hoping I can come in!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking for 10 minutes, open up!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Hey, don’t cry!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, there’s no point!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Bruce. Bruce who? I Bruce easily, don’t hit me!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Cantaloupe. Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? No, cargo “beep beep!”

Knock knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts!

Knock knock. Who’s there? CD. CD who? CD guy on your doorstep?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Closure. Closure who? Closure mouth while you’re chewing!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Control freak. Con— OK, now you say, “Control freak who?!”

Knock knock. Who’s there? Cook. Cook who? Yeah, you do sound cuckoo!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cow’s go who? No, silly. Cows go “moo!”

Knock knock. Who’s there? Déja. Déja who? Knock knock!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a nice place you got here!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Let me know, the Doris locked!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub already. I’m drowning!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ears. Ears who? Ears another knock-knock joke for you!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Egg. Egg who? Eggstremely disappointed you still don’t recognize me!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Euripides. Euripides who? Euripides clothes, you buy them!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? No, you’re a poo!

Knock knock. Who’s there? FBI. FB—We’re asking the questions here!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ferdie. Ferdie who? Ferdie last time, open this door!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, I’ve been knocking forever!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath down, thou looketh tired!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Gouda. Gouda who? Gouda knock-knock jokes, don’t you think?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s cold outside!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Hike. Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ho, ho. Ho, ho who? You know, your Santa impression could use a little work!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you wanna dance?

Knock knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? I am who is knocking. Who are you?

Knock knock. Who’s there? I. O. I. O. who? Me. When are you paying me back?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ice cream soda. Ice cream soda who? Ice cream soda whole neighborhood can hear!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Icing. Icing who? Icing so loud, the neighbors can hear!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho, and the state capital is Boise!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh—MOO!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting doctor. Inter—You’ve got a broken leg!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting pirate. Interrupting pir—ARRRRRRRRRRRR!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Iona. Iona who? Iona new car!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Iran. Iran who? Iran over here to tell you this!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a Merry Christmas!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel working? No one’s answering the door!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? Iva sore hand from knocking so long!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor you let me in, or I’ll climb through the window!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Jess. Jess who? Jess cut the talking and open the door!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Jimmy. Jimmy who? Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Juno. Juno who? Juno I love you, right?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it’s kangaroo!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Keanu. Keanu who? Keanu let me in, it’s cold out here!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Keith. Keith who? Keith me, my thweet preenth!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Leena. Leena who? Leena little close and I will tell you!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!