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#01
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
#02
My dog used to chase people on a scooter a lot. It got so bad we had to take his scooter away.
#03
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves. Finally, my high school karate lessons have started to pay off.
#04
Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
#05
Why did the Karen press CTRL+ ALT+ DEL? Because she wanted to see the task manager!
#06
I don’t often tell dad jokes. But when I do, he laughs.
#07
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
#08
Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is? No sun.
#09
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
#10
Cop: “I’m arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia.” Man: “Wait! I can explain everything!”
#11
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
#12
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
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