Knock Knock Dad Jokes

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Len. Len who? Len me some money, please. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone! Knock Knock Who’s there? Harold! Harold who? Harold…

Valentine’s Day Dad Jokes

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you. What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts! How can you save money on Valentine's gifts? Become single.…

Father’s Day Dad Jokes

You’re the best dad ever, and I’m not kitten about this. A Pea Father’s Day, Daddy! Congratulations! You have been koalified to be called the best father. Father, I am…

Easter Dad Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion. How does a rabbit throw a tantrum? He gets hopping mad. How does Easter end? With…

Star Wars Dad Jokes

Is BB hungry? No, BB-8. What do you call an invisible droid? C-through-PO. How did they get between floors on the Death Star? In the ele-Vader. How do Ewoks communicate…

Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

What do you call a running turkey? Fast food. Can a turkey jump higher than a house? Yes, because houses can't jump! Did you hear about the turkey prom? It…

Halloween Dad Jokes

Who did the ghost take on a date? His ghoul-friend. Why couldn’t the mummy go to school with the witch? He couldn’t spell. Where do college vampires like to shop?…

Christmas Dad Jokes

I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me, “Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace.” So I bought her nothing. Why did Santa go…