Knock Knock Dad Jokes

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Len. Len who? Len me some money, please.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone!
Knock Knock Who’s there? Harold! Harold who? Harold do you think I am?
Knock knock. Who’s there? A little boy. A little boy who? A little boy who can’t reach the doorbell!
Knock knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock knock. Who’s there? A wood wok. A wood wok who? A wood wok 500 miles, and I wood wok 500 more!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Aaron. Aaron who? Why Aaron you opening the door?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday, you filthy animal!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Aida. Aida who? Aida sandwich for lunch today!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Al. Al who? Al being seeing you in Detroit!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Alex. Alex who? Alex plain later, just open the door!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Alice. Alice who? Alice fair in love and war!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Alien. Alien who? Alien—wait, how many aliens do you know?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Amanda. Amanda who? Amanda fix your sink!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Amarillo. Amarillo who? Amarillo nice person!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Amish. Amish who? Really? You don’t look like a shoe!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Andrew. Andrew who? Andrew a picture!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Open up, Anita use the bathroom!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Anna Partridge. Anna Partridge who? Anna Partridge in a pear tree!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can do better!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie way you can let me in now?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Arfur. Arfur who? Arfur got!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Arizona. Arizona who? Arizona room for one of us in this town!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Art. Art who? R2D2 is my favorite droid in Star Wars!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue seen it coming!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon some cookies in there? It smells delicious!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Bed. Bed who? Bed you can’t guess who I am!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Beets. Beets who? Beets me!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben hoping I can come in!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking for 10 minutes, open up!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Hey, don’t cry!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, there’s no point!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Bruce. Bruce who? I Bruce easily, don’t hit me!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cantaloupe. Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? No, cargo “beep beep!”
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts!
Knock knock. Who’s there? CD. CD who? CD guy on your doorstep?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Closure. Closure who? Closure mouth while you’re chewing!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Control freak. Con— OK, now you say, “Control freak who?!”
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cook. Cook who? Yeah, you do sound cuckoo!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cow’s go who? No, silly. Cows go “moo!”
Knock knock. Who’s there? Déja. Déja who? Knock knock!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a nice place you got here!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Let me know, the Doris locked!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub already. I’m drowning!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ears. Ears who? Ears another knock-knock joke for you!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Egg. Egg who? Eggstremely disappointed you still don’t recognize me!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Euripides. Euripides who? Euripides clothes, you buy them!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? No, you’re a poo!
Knock knock. Who’s there? FBI. FB—We’re asking the questions here!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ferdie. Ferdie who? Ferdie last time, open this door!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, I’ve been knocking forever!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath down, thou looketh tired!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gouda. Gouda who? Gouda knock-knock jokes, don’t you think?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s cold outside!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Hike. Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ho, ho. Ho, ho who? You know, your Santa impression could use a little work!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you wanna dance?
Knock knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? I am who is knocking. Who are you?
Knock knock. Who’s there? I. O. I. O. who? Me. When are you paying me back?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ice cream soda. Ice cream soda who? Ice cream soda whole neighborhood can hear!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Icing. Icing who? Icing so loud, the neighbors can hear!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho, and the state capital is Boise!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh—MOO!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting doctor. Inter—You’ve got a broken leg!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting pirate. Interrupting pir—ARRRRRRRRRRRR!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Iona. Iona who? Iona new car!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Iran. Iran who? Iran over here to tell you this!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel working? No one’s answering the door!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? Iva sore hand from knocking so long!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor you let me in, or I’ll climb through the window!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Jess. Jess who? Jess cut the talking and open the door!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Jimmy. Jimmy who? Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Juno. Juno who? Juno I love you, right?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it’s kangaroo!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Keanu. Keanu who? Keanu let me in, it’s cold out here!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Keith. Keith who? Keith me, my thweet preenth!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Leena. Leena who? Leena little close and I will tell you!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Linda. Linda who? Linda hand, will ya? Mine is tired from knocking!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Lion. Lion who? Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole and find out!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Me. Me who? Having an identity crisis, are you?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mike Snifferpippets. Mike Snifferpippets who? Oh come on, how many Mike Snifferpippets do you know?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey got lost; open up!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mongo. Mongo who? Mongolia!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help here opening the door!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little money, please!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Nile. Nile who? Nile down and I’ll tell you!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can go get lunch?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Noise. Noise who? Noise to see you!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don’t just show up out of the blue like this!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Nun. Nun who? Nun ya business!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Omelet. Omelet who? Omelet you finish!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to open the door!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my bubble gum!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yes, they do!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Pecan. Pecan who? Pecan somebody your own size!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police hurry up and open the door, I’m hungry!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police stop telling these awful knock-knock jokes!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ray D. Ray D. who? Ray D or not, here I come!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Razor. Razor who? Razor hands, this is a stick-up!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Rhino. Rhino who? Rhino every knock-knock joke there is!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Rhonda. Rhonda who? Is this the rendezvous point? I was told to knock twice!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Roach. Roach who? Roach you an email last week and I’m still waiting for a response!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, now hand over the cash!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Sadie. Sadie who? Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Says. Says who? Says me, that’s who!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Sherlock. Sherlock who? Sherlock your door tonight!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Shore. Shore who? Shore hope you like bad jokes!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? Okay, fine. W-H-O!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Sue. Sue who? I’ll see you in court!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Sue. Sue who? Sue-prize! Happy birthday!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Taco. Taco who? Taco to you later. It’s taking too long for you to open the door!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Teresa. Teresa who? Teresa are green!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tiss. Tiss who? A tiss-who is for blowing your nose!
Knock knock. Who’s there? To. To who? It’s to whom!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume, I love this song!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Two knee. Two knee who? Two knee fish!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tyrone. Tyrone who? Tyrone shoelaces!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Venice. Venice who? Venice your dad coming home?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Viper. Viper who? Viper nose, it’s running!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water those plants or they’re going to die!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Weekend. Weekend who? Weekend do anything we want!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy bell gonna start working?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the way to the store?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Glad you’re excited, too!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe, who? Wooden shoe like to know!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Yacht. Yacht who? Yacht to know me by now!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Yah. Yah who? Nah, I prefer Google!
Knock knock. Who’s there? You. You who? Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Yukon. Yukon who? Yukon say that again!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Zany. Zany who? Zany body home?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Zoom. Zoom who? Zoom did you expect!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cow’s go who? No, silly. Cows go “moo!”
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome.
Knock, knock, Who’s there? Hammond. Hammond who? Hammond eggs are my favorite.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Aisle. Aisle who? Aisle be seeing you soon.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie thing you can do, I can do better.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Brighton. Brighton who? Brighton early, that’s when I wake up.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Chad. Chad who? Chad songs make me cry.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey we have to keep telling knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dora Belle. Dora Belle who? Dora Belle is broken, that’s why I’m knocking.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Duncan. Duncan who? Duncan Oreos in milk is my favorite snack.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Esther. Esther who? Esther anyone who knows a good knock-knock joke?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ice scream. Ice scream who? Ice scream when I get scared, don’t you?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana suck your blood. Blah, blah, blah.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Meg. Meg who? Meg up your mind already!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Nona. Nona who? Nona your business, that’s who.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say “apple” again?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Pair of dice. Pair of dice who? Pair of dice is just a plane ride away.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Peas. Peas who? Peas and thank you are the magic words.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Rita. Rita who? Rita a book, it’s better than watching TV.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Roach. Roach who? Roach you a song, but I forgot the words.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Says. Says who? Says me!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Shirley. Shirley who? Shirley you must know who I am by now.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Sue. Sue who? Sue-prise!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Tish. Tish who? Yes, thanks. I just sneezed.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Watson. Watson who? Watson on TV tonight?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy you get home from work? I wanna hang out.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Will. Will who? Will you stop with these corny jokes already?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby Birthday.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby just stung me, ouch!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Accordion. Accordion who? Accordion my sources, it’s going to rain.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Aida. Aida who? I Aida big dinner and now I’m full.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Alamos. Alamos who? Alamos at the end.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Amanda. Amanda who? A-man-da fix the door.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Amos. Amos who? Amos-quito bit me.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita dentist, I have a toothache.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita use the bathroom. Hurry up!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Annette. Annette who? Annette is what fishermen use.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie one you want me to be.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ash. Ash who? Gesundheit! Need a tissue?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Auto. Auto who? You auto know it’s me by now.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Barbie. Barbie who? Barbie-que chicken is my favorite.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Beak. Beak who? Beak careful, that pan is hot!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Bear. Bear who? Bear with me, we aren’t done yet.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Beats. Beats who? Beats me, go answer the door!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben out here knocking forever, let me in!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Beth. Beth who? Beth wishes on your birthday.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick, we’re late!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice be over already?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? CarGo Beep Beep!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer almonds.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Cat. Cat who? Cat you see I’m knocking on the door?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Colin. Colin who? If you don’t know, then hang up the phone.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Daryl. Daryl who? Daryl never be anyone like you.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dawn. Dawn who? Dawn tell any more knock-knock jokes.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Doggone. Doggone who? I don’t know, but we’d better find him.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dora. Dora who? Dora’s open, come on in.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dough. Dough who? Dough you wish there were more knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone have an extra pencil?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Drew. Drew who? Drew you a bath, you stink!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Earl. Earl who? Earl-y to bed, I have to go to work in the morning.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Feline. Feline who? Feline pretty good, thanks for asking.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Francis. Francis who? Franc-is my favorite country.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? Frank you for asking, it’s me.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Fur. Fur who? Fur you, anything!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gene? Gene who? Gene in a bottle.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Giraffe. Giraffe who? Giraffe anything else to say?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Goose. Goose who? Goo-see who’s at the door!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Harmony. Harmony who? Harmony knock-knock jokes can one person tell?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s time to go.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Haven. Haven who? Haven’t you had enough knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Herd. Herd who? Herd you the first time you knocked.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Hike. Hike who? I didn’t know you wrote poetry.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Honey. Honey who? Honey, I’m home.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? Ida know, but you better answer.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Iran. Iran who? Iran all the way home.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Isadore. Isadore who? Isadore open or shut?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ivanna. Ivanna who? Ivanna hold your hand.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Jewel. Jewel who? Jewel be happy to know it’s Friday!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Keith. Keith who? Keith calm and carry on.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya guess who’s at the door?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya stop with the jokes already?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with you later.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Knew. Knew who? Knew you’d have to ask.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Knot. Knot who? Knot another knock-knock joke, please!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lass. Lass who? Round ‘em up cowboy!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Launch. Launch who? Launch is my favorite meal.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lena. Lena who? Lena a bit closer, I have something to tell you.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Love. Love who? Aw, love you too!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke for yourself, I’m busy.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Madam. Madam who? Madam foot got caught in the door.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? May fourth. May fourth who? May the fourth be with you.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Meyer. Meyer who? Meyer eyes are so pretty.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache you a question!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? No one. No one who? I just told you. No one.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good restaurant around here?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Opportunity. Opportunity who? When opportunity knocks, you answer.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl stop knocking if you answer.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Quack. Quack who? There’s a quack in my butt.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Repeat. Repeat who? OK … who, who, who!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? S’more. S’more who? S’more jokes on the way.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah doctor in the house?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Sia. Sia who? Sia later!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny who loves you.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? Sure, W-H-O.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Teddy. Teddy who? Teddy is a good day.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Teddy. Teddy who? Teddy’s my birthday. Woohoo!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? The interrupting cow. The interrupting … MOOOOOO!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Tuna. Tuna who? Tuna piano if it sounds off-key.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Waddle. Waddle who? Waddle it take to stop knocking?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Warrior. Warrior who? Warrior you been? You’re late!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wayne. Wayne who? Wayne drops keep falling on my head.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Who. Who who? I didn’t know that you are an owl!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wren. Wren who? Wren will these jokes ever end?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yeah. Yeah who? Yeah-hoo, I’m excited too!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yetta. Yetta who? Yetta another knock-knock joke.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yule. Yule who? Yule be sorry if you don’t answer the door.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us, so open it!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alfie. Alfie who? Alfie terrible if you don’t let me in!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alligator. Alligator who? Alligator something nice for her birthday.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amish. Amish who? Really? You don’t look like a shoe!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Let me in! Anita borrow something.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue knocked on this door before?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon a cake for your birthday.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bird. Bird who? Bird day greetings to you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Forget it, this joke is pointless.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter hurry and let them in!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? CD. CD who? CD person on your doorstep?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? China. China who? China just like old times, isn’t it?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Claire. Claire who? Claire a path, I’m coming through!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dragon. Dragon who? Dragon your feet again!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub, I’m downing.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Etch. Etch who? God Bless You!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? Europe to no good!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Francis. Francis who? France is a country in Europe.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goat. Goat who? Goat the front door and find out!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gus. Gus who? Gus who’s birthday is today?!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m good. Hawaii you?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream soda. Ice cream soda who? Ice cream soda whole neighborhood can hear!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iona. Iona who? Iona new toy!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana piece of birthday cake.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga who? No, it’s kangaroo!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leon. Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lion. Lion who? Lion on your doorstep, open up!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mark. Mark who? Mark your calendar, because my birthday’s coming!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can go hang out?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Oink Oink. Oink Oink who? Make Up Your Mind…Are You A Pig Or An Owl?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Omar. Omar who? Omar goodness, it’s your birthday?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to unlock the door?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Osborn. Osborn who? Osborn today – wish me a happy birthday!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owls. Owls who? Yes, they do.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pecan! Pecan who? Pecan somebody your own size!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police hurry up, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Quebec. Quebec who? Quebec to the end of the line!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Roach. Roach who? Roach you an email! When are you gonna reply back
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sadie. Sadie who? Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Says. Says who? Says me!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use. The joke is over.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? Okay, w-h-o.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? The interrupting cow. The interrupting cow— Moooo!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tibet. Tibet who? Early Tibet and early to rise!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Toucan. Toucan who? Toucan play that game!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda wish you a happy birthday!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Whale. Whale who? Whale whale whale what do we have here?
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yukon. Yukon who? Yukon say that again!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?” Alabama. Anybody with you?” Nope. I’m Alabama self.
Knock, knock. Who’s there?” Ayatollah. Ayatollah who?” Ayatollah you already.
Knock, knock. Who’s there?” Cows go. Cows go who?” No, cows go moo!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?” Nobel. Nobel who?” No – bel, so I just knocked.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Amish. Amish who? You’re not a shoe!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie way you can let me in now?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly. Cows go moo.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? FBI. FB…We’re asking the questions here.
Knock! Knock! Who’s There? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ho, ho. Ho, ho who? You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Honeybee. Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel working?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the the peep hole and find out.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? No one. No one who? *Remains silent*
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can go get lunch?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Oink Oink. Oink Oink who? Make up your mind. Are you a pig or an owl?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you gonna open the door?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Tank. Tank Who? You’re welcome.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? The interrupting sheep. The interr..BAAA!!!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy bell works again I won’t have to knock anymore.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Yukon. Yukon who? Yukon say that again.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came over.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Alex. Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo hoo? Why are you crying?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Broccoli. Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cereal. Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cook. Cook who? Yes you are!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Déjà. Déjà who? Knock! Knock!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, why do you think I’m knocking?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? Europe early this morning.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, it’s cold outside!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Haven. Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? I am. I am who? You don’t know who you are?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it’s kangaroo.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Kirtch. Kirtch who? God bless you!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Says. Says who? Says me, that’s who!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Somebody too short to ring the doorbell.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? Okay, okay: W. H. O.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis five plus five.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked.
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Viper. Viper who? Viper nose, it’s running!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wa. Wa who? What are you so excited about?
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing? Just open the door!
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

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