1. Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
  2. What do you call an invisible droid? C-through-PO.
  3. How did they get between floors on the Death Star? In the ele-Vader.
  4. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? With Ewokie Talkies.
  5. How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes? They always single file, to hide their numbers.
  6. How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk? With a woo-key.
  7. What do you call a rebel princess who only shops at Whole Foods? Leia Organic.
  8. What do you get if you mix a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit? Mango Fett.
  9. What kind of spaceship did Luke fly in grade school? An ABC-Wing.
  10. What position does Darth Vader play in baseball? The Umpire.
  11. What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer? Time to get a new chronometer.
  12. Which Jedi became a rock star? Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.
  13. Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles? Because they always end up in a TIE.
  14. Why was Darth Vader bad at sports? He always choked.
  15. Have you tried the gluten-free Wookiee treats? I heard they’re a little Chewy.
  16. How did Darth Vader cheat at poker? He kept altering the deal.
  17. How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for his birthday? He felt his presents!
  18. How do you stir fry on Endor? With an e-wok.
  19. How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
  20. How does Wicket get around Endor? Ewoks.
  21. How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil? Since the Sith Grade.
  22. I asked my wife to dress up as a bounty hunter from Star Wars. I have a Boba fettish.
  23. I went to a sale at the Maul. Everything was half off.
  24. My wife says she’s leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars. I said, “Please don’t go, honey. You’re the Obi-Wan for me.”
  25. Oh, sure everyone loves Star Wars on May 4th… Until you tell your nephew you’re his father!
  26. Trying to come up with jokes about Star Wars is difficult. Sometimes they seem a bit too forced.
  27. Warning: Star Wars spoilers! Voosh voosh pew pew pew voosh voosh pew pew voosh force choke voosh pew pew pew.
  28. What did Darth Vader say to the Emperor at the Star Wars auction? “What is thy bidding, my master?”
  29. What did Han Solo say to the waiter who recommended the haddock? Never sell me the cods!
  30. What did Leia’s adoptive parents say when she used to sleepwalk as a child? Uh-oh, it’s the rise of Skywalker.
  31. What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker? May the floss be with you.
  32. What did Yoda ride as a kid? A do-cycle. Because there is no tri.
  33. What do Jawas have that no other creatures in the galaxy has? Baby Jawas.
  34. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 Detour.
  35. What do you call a Jedi in denial? Obi-Wan Cannot Be.
  36. What do you call a nervous Jedi? Panicking Skywalker.
  37. What do you call a pirate droid? Arr-2 D2.
  38. What do you call an over-powered janitorial stormtrooper in the Death Star? A Super Duper Pooper Trooper.
  39. What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause? A Hand Solo.
  40. What do you call two Han Solos singing together? Han Duet.
  41. What do you need to reroute droids? R2-Detour.
  42. What does Kylo Ren serve at a dinner party? First hors d’oeuvres.
  43. What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa… AGGGHHHH! Thump”? An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
  44. What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name? The.
  45. What is R2D2 short for? Because he has little legs.
  46. What side of an Ewok has the most hair? The outside.
  47. What sound do Yoda’s sheep make? Day go baaa.
  48. What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm.
  49. What’s Yoda’s advice for going to the bathroom? Doo-doo or doo-doo-not-do.
  50. Where did Luke get his cybernetic hand? The second hand store.
  51. Where does Kylo Ren get his creepy black clothes? From his closet.
  52. Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi.
  53. Which Star Wars character lives in Florida? Orlando Calrissian.
  54. Who did Princess Leia’s hair? Darth Braider.
  55. Why couldn’t Luke find love? He was looking in Alderaan places.
  56. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.
  57. Why did Han Solo wait to ask Princess Leia to marry him? He didn’t want to force it.
  58. Did you know Fozzie Bear was in Star Wars? He was an Ewokka-wokka!
  59. Did you know R2D2 loves to curse? They have to bleep out all his words.
  60. Did you know that Christmas will fall on star wars day this year!? Guess whos coming to town?
  61. Did you see Kylo Ren at his recital? I heard he killed the solo.
  62. Do not watch the Star Wars Movie! Contrary to its title, it has nothing to do with celebrity feuds.
  63. What do you call a bird of prey with a thousand lives? A millennium falcon!
  64. What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters? A Kylo Ren Book.
  65. What do you call a bounty hunter from the US South? Bubba Fett
  66. What do you call a falcon that eats avocado toast? A Millennial Falcon
  67. What do you call a fight between film actors? Star wars!
  68. What do you call a grunge rocker who has gone over to the dark side? Darth Vedder
  69. What do you call a Gungan taxi driver? Car Car Binks.
  70. What do you call a Jedi without an eye? Jed.
  71. What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side? Vader Tots.
  72. What do you call a Princess who only shops at Whole Foods? Leia Organic.
  73. What do you call a redneck Star Wars fan? Bubba Fett.
  74. What do you call a rock star Jedi? Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.
  75. What do you call a Sarlacc Pit that only speaks in ironic mockery? A Sar-chasm.