1. What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion.
  2. How does a rabbit throw a tantrum? He gets hopping mad.
  3. How does Easter end? With an “R”!
  4. What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon? A new dye-job.
  5. What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles? A runny bunny.
  6. What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? An egg-straterrestrial!
  7. What’s the best way to make Easter easier? Put an “i” where the “t” is.
  8. Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski? The bunny hill.
  9. Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast? IHOP.
  10. Which side of the Easter Bunny has the most fur? The outside.
  11. Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn’t have the hare fare.
  12. Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken.
  13. Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter? Because they are eggs-tinct.
  14. Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt? Because an egg beater!
  15. Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
  16. Did you hear the one about the house infested with Easter eggs? It needed an eggs-terminator!
  17. How can you make Easter preparations go faster? Use the eggs-press lane!
  18. How do rabbits stay cool during the summer? With hare conditioning.
  19. How does an Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good? Hare spray.
  20. How does an Easter chicken bake a cake? From scratch.
  21. How does the Easter Bunny paint all those Easter Eggs? He hires Santa’s elves to help during their off-season.
  22. How does the Easter Bunny travel on vacation? On hare planes.
  23. Want some Easter advice? Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.
  24. What did one Easter egg say to the other? Heard any good yolks today?
  25. What did the Easter Bunny do after its wedding? Went on a nice bunnymoon.
  26. What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade? It was eggs-cellent.
  27. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you.
  28. What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common? They’re both famous for stuffing baskets.
  29. What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker.
  30. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
  31. What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain? Get wet.
  32. What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop!
  33. What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? Hare mail.
  34. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital? Albunny, New York.
  35. What kind of bunny can’t hop? A chocolate bunny.
  36. What kind of hotel rooms do chocolate bunnies reserve? Sweets.
  37. What’s an Easter egg’s least favorite day? Fry-day.
  38. Where did the Easter Bunny go for a new tail? To a retail store.
  39. Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
  40. Where does Christmas come before Easter? The dictionary!
  41. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so nice? He uses hare spray!
  42. How does the Easter Bunny stay active? Eggs-ercise.
  43. How does the Easter Bunny stay cool in the summer? He’s got hare-conditioning.
  44. How does the Easter Bunny stay safe? He’s got a bunny guard.
  45. What do you call a bunny with money? A millionhare.
  46. What do you call a rabbit comedian? A funny bunny.
  47. Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
  48. Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night? They don’t want to get beat up!
  49. Why should you never show Easter eggs a scary movie? They’re all a little chicken!
  50. Why did the Easter Bunny go to the salon? To cover up its gray hares.
  51. What is the Easter bunny’s favorite song? “Don’t Worry Be Hoppy.”
  52. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? Basket-ball, of course!
  53. What kind of beans grow in the garden on Easter? Jelly beans!
  54. Why are people always tired in April? Because they’ve just finished a March.
  55. How do bunnies stay in shape? Hare-obics.
  56. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good? With a hare brush!
  57. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Alma. Alma who? Alma Easter candy is gone!
  58. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, Easter will be back next year!
  59. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butcher. Butcher who? Butcher eggs in one basket!
  60. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi the eggs around the house.
  61. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to have as much Easter candy as you!
  62. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny’s been eating all my Easter candy!
  63. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy Easter egg hunt taking place?
  64. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more Easter eggs to decorate?