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- What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion.
- How does a rabbit throw a tantrum? He gets hopping mad.
- How does Easter end? With an “R”!
- What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon? A new dye-job.
- What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles? A runny bunny.
- What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? An egg-straterrestrial!
- What’s the best way to make Easter easier? Put an “i” where the “t” is.
- Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski? The bunny hill.
- Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast? IHOP.
- Which side of the Easter Bunny has the most fur? The outside.
- Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn’t have the hare fare.
- Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken.
- Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter? Because they are eggs-tinct.
- Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt? Because an egg beater!
- Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
- Did you hear the one about the house infested with Easter eggs? It needed an eggs-terminator!
- How can you make Easter preparations go faster? Use the eggs-press lane!
- How do rabbits stay cool during the summer? With hare conditioning.
- How does an Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good? Hare spray.
- How does an Easter chicken bake a cake? From scratch.
- How does the Easter Bunny paint all those Easter Eggs? He hires Santa’s elves to help during their off-season.
- How does the Easter Bunny travel on vacation? On hare planes.
- Want some Easter advice? Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.
- What did one Easter egg say to the other? Heard any good yolks today?
- What did the Easter Bunny do after its wedding? Went on a nice bunnymoon.
- What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade? It was eggs-cellent.
- What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you.
- What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common? They’re both famous for stuffing baskets.
- What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker.
- What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
- What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain? Get wet.
- What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop!
- What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? Hare mail.
- What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital? Albunny, New York.
- What kind of bunny can’t hop? A chocolate bunny.
- What kind of hotel rooms do chocolate bunnies reserve? Sweets.
- What’s an Easter egg’s least favorite day? Fry-day.
- Where did the Easter Bunny go for a new tail? To a retail store.
- Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
- Where does Christmas come before Easter? The dictionary!
- How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so nice? He uses hare spray!
- How does the Easter Bunny stay active? Eggs-ercise.
- How does the Easter Bunny stay cool in the summer? He’s got hare-conditioning.
- How does the Easter Bunny stay safe? He’s got a bunny guard.
- What do you call a bunny with money? A millionhare.
- What do you call a rabbit comedian? A funny bunny.
- Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
- Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night? They don’t want to get beat up!
- Why should you never show Easter eggs a scary movie? They’re all a little chicken!
- Why did the Easter Bunny go to the salon? To cover up its gray hares.
- What is the Easter bunny’s favorite song? “Don’t Worry Be Hoppy.”
- What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? Basket-ball, of course!
- What kind of beans grow in the garden on Easter? Jelly beans!
- Why are people always tired in April? Because they’ve just finished a March.
- How do bunnies stay in shape? Hare-obics.
- How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good? With a hare brush!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Alma. Alma who? Alma Easter candy is gone!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, Easter will be back next year!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butcher. Butcher who? Butcher eggs in one basket!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi the eggs around the house.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to have as much Easter candy as you!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny’s been eating all my Easter candy!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy Easter egg hunt taking place?
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more Easter eggs to decorate?
