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- You’re the best dad ever, and I’m not kitten about this.
- A Pea Father’s Day, Daddy!
- Congratulations! You have been koalified to be called the best father.
- Father, I am your daughter.
- Happy Father’s Day to a reel awesome dad.
- Happy Father’s Day, let’s par-tee.
- Happy Father’s Day! I am about to finish wrapping your pheasant.
- Happy Fathers Day — don’t worry, be hoppy.
- How did the pig wake up his dad on Father’s Day? Hogs and kisses.
- How do dads like their steak on Father’s Day? On a plate.
- I am fishing you a happy Father’s Day!
- I am whiskey-ing you a happy Father’s Day.
- I hope you have a beer-y happy Father’s Day.
- I wish you a fan-stache-tic Father’s Day.
- It’s not a dad bod, it’s a father figure. Happy Father’s Day!
- Lettuce celebrate Father’s Day tonight.
- What did the cheerleader bring her dad for breakfast on Father’s Day? Cheerios.
- What did the martians wear to Father’s Day dinner? Space suits.
- What did the Panda give his daddy on Father’s Day? A bear hug.
- What did the puppies make their dad for Father’s Day breakfast? Pooched eggs.
- What did the waiter say to the daddy dog when he served Father’s Day dinner? Bone-appetit!
- What do nice pirates do on Father’s Day? Take out the garrrrrrrrrbage without being asked.
- What makes more noise than a child jumping on daddy’s bed on Father’s Day morning? Two children jumping on daddy’s bed!
- What’s the best thing a new dad can get for Father’s Day? A long nap.
- Where did the cow family go on Father’s Day? The moo-vies.
- Why couldn’t the digital clock make dinner for Father’s Day? He had no hands.
- Why did the bean children give their dad a sweater for Father’s Day? He was chili
- Why did the kids give their dad a blanket for Father’s Day? Because they thought he was the coolest dad.
- Why do sons love Father’s Day so much? Because it’s always on son day (Sunday)
- Why don’t they have Father’s Day sales? Because Fathers are priceless.
- Why wasn’t one Father’s Day gift better than the other? It was a tie!
- Wood you believe how much I really love you, Dad?
- Yoda best dad in the whole world!
- You are definitely one of my two favorite pear-ants!
- You are totally the best dad of all thyme.
- You know how to make things butter.
- You did a grape job raisin me, Dad.
- You’re like a whiteboard, Dad, because you’re remarkable.
- You’re soy awesome, Dad.
- Thank you berry much for always being by my side, Dad.
- Thank you for always being a soup-er Dad.
- Thanks for always bacon me happy.
- Thanks for always pudding up with me, Dad.
- Thanks for everything, Dad. You’re cereal-ously the best.
- Please do remember that I whale always love you, Dad.
- I’m very happy to be y-orchid.
- I’m so lucky duck you are my dad.
- I’m not lion, Dad. You are really the best!
- I really love you so matcha!
- I donut know what I’d do without your help, Dad.
- Hi Dad, thanks for constantly chicken on me. Because of you, I turned out well done.
- Everything I brew, I brew it for you, Dad.
- Dad, you’re shrimply amazing.
- Dad, I lava you so much!
- Dad, I have so mushroom for you in my heart.
- Being a great dad is such a whisky business, but you did it so well.
- I can’t express how much I loaf you, Dad.
- Knock Knock Who’s there? Bacon Bacon who? Bacon cake for Father’s Day.
- Knock Knock Who’s there? Gladys.Gladys who? Gladys Father’s Day.
- Knock Knock Who’s there? Hop Hop who? Hoppy Father’s Day!
- Knock Knock Who’s there? Hugh Hugh who? Hugh glad it’s Father’s Day, I am?
- Knock Knock Who’s there? June June who? June know any Father’s Day Jokes?
- Knock knock Who’s there? Justin! Justin who? Justin time to say Happy Father’s Day!
- Knock Knock Who’s there? Norma Norma who? Normally we go out to eat for Father’s Day.
- Knock Knock Who’s there? Omelette Omelette who? Omelette Daddy sleep in for Father’s Day.
- Knock Knock Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan at your Father’s Day gift is a no-no.
- Knock Knock Who’s there? Ty Ty who? Ty a bow for Daddy’s gift.
- Knock Knock! Who’s there? Noah Noah who? Noah good joke for Dad?
- Knock knock?Who is there?Boo Boo Who? Don’t cry, it’s Father’s Day!
- Knock, knock Who’s there? Abby Abby who? Abby Father’s Day!
- Knock! Knock! Who is there? Teddy! Teddy who? Teddy (today) is Father’s Day!
